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yo Mobii - we had a great show last night at Club KC. This was our first
show there - the place is real cool - there's a stage with tables set
up in front so you can have an unobstructed view of the bands. The location
is conveeeeenient and parking plentiful, though I had to make an 80-point
turn to move the equipment out ;-) Overall, a decent place...you should 
check it out.

We hit the stage running with our new material and didn't stop until the
ritual beating of my drums with bats. Friends said the sound was real clear - 
you actually hear the vocals! An all-around great performance - Chet, 
Buffalo's most underappreciated guitarists, played like a mad-man and set 
up a relentless groove all throughout the show. The other boyz played like
a crazy-man, demented-man and insane-man. Yes, we all have our artistice
nuances ;-) (Guess which Sam, Mike, and Ira correspond to....)

If you haven't seen us live yet, you simply must check out the onslaught!

We also started distributing our Mobius Merchandise...check out our
web site for the full listing. We're selling videos of our most recent
Continental gig for $6. We'll also have t-shirts arriving soon.

In fact, to further enhance the Mobius-Money-Making-Machine, here's:

The Top Ten Reasons To Buy Mobius Merchandise
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10.  All products are guaranteed cruelty free if you don't count the 
     abuse Craig and Tim's tape/video recorders have received.
10a. Well, playing our stuff for anyone who ritually listens to the LAME crap
     played on the radio will certainly suffer ear-bleeds.
 9.  Discover amazing promotional uses of common office supplies.
 9a. You would be surprised how many ways one can use address labels.
 8.  Contribute to The Bank of Mobius...and remember FDIC.
 7.  Discover the secret subliminal messages buried in all our songs!
 7a. <buy our stuff...buy our stuff...i love mobius...buy our stuff...all 
      hail able al's...buy our stuff...>
 6.  See Ira beat the crap out of his drums with baseball bats in SLOOOWWW
     motion.
 6a. Be glad you're not on Ira's "hit"-list.
 5.  Two words: free address labels...uh, I meant "stickers."
 4.  Become a walking advertisement for Mobius when you wear our sporting
     t-shirts.
 4a. Make your friends jealous because they don't have one.
 4b. Make your friends secretly worship Satan when our subliminal messages on
     the shirts sink in.
 3.  Mobius outerwear makes you feel all tingly inside.
 3a. Just wait until we unveil the newest line of Mobius undergarments,
     lingerie, tampons, condoms, and toliet-paper. Wipe your butt with 
     Mobius!
 2.  Porn vs Mobius video: the choice is clear.

and the number one reason to buy cool Mobius stuff....

 1.  If we don't reach our quota we'll have to eat W's cat.
 
thanks from Mobius...
we love to sell our stuff,
Ira

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